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unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a floor cleaner.
The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section:
Floors,sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be
employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address,
so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report
for work on your first day."
Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a
computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well,
then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly
expect to be employed."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn
and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb. flat of
tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all
the tomatoes individually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several
times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep
that night. And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make
a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed
late, he multiplies his profits quickly. After a short time he acquires
a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to
trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his
expanding business. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of
a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed
people, all selling tomatoes.
Planning for the future of his wife and children, he
decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser,
he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end
of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address
in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser
is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you
managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce?
Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the
Internet from the very start!"
After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied,
"Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"
Morals of this story:
1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
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